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   "Bother", said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedos and lock phasers with the Heffalump.  Piglet, meet me in transporter room three."
   Dear Janeway---Hate you, Hate Chakotay, Taking the ship---Love, The Crew
   Dear Starfleet, Hate you, Hate the Federation, Taking Voyager.  ---Janeway
   Do not meddle in the affairs of Vorlons, for they are angry and too quickly subtle
   Hello, Agent Mulder.  I hear you're looking for aliens.  You may call me the Doctor.
   Hello.  My $NAME is ~inigo-montoya.  You killed my process.  Prepare to vi.  --The Unix's Bride
   Hello.  My name is Batman.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.
   Hello.  My name is Oedipus.  You are my father.  Prepare to die.
   I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, man....
   I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevent.
   I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi...oooh, donuts!
   I am what I am, and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires!
   I bought the Star Trek chess set and the Civil War chess set. Now I have the South fight the Klingons.
   It's not pinging.  It's passed on.  This program is no more.  It's expired and gone to meet its make-r.  This is a late program.  It's a stiff...  *This is an X program.*
   ...I've seen Sun monitors on fire off the side of the multimedia lab.  I've seen NTU lights glitter in the dark near the Mail Gate.  All these things will be lost in time, like the root partition last week.  Time to die... --Peter Gutmann, a.s.r.
   Mr. Data, precisely what did you mean when you said, "Oh, boy"?
   Now is the Windows of our disk contents made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork ---Richard v3.0
   [Odo <heart> Kira] [Kira <heart> Bareil] [Lwaxana <heart> Odo] ---Deep Space Nine....as the station turns
   Oh my God!  Verhoeven killed Starship Troopers!  You bastard!
   One Step Beyond The Night Gallery into The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone
   Star Trek IV--so long, and thanks for all the fish
   Star Trek is irrelevant.  The Borg are irrelevant.  Uselessness is futile.  You will be assimilated.
   This button has been brought to you by the language C and the number F
   This doll looks like a hunter, but press the hidden button and it turns into a deer.  It's an Acteon Figure!  Pack of dogs sold separately
   We are Microsoft.  OS/2 is irrelevant.  UNIX is irrelevant.  Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
   We are Pentium of Borg.  You will be approximated.
   We have met the enemy and they are us and you are me and we are all together --Walt Kelly, Lennon, and the Beatles
   Welcome to Starfleet security, Ensign Kenny
   What is your name?  Jean-Luke Picard.  What is your quest?  I seek the Holy Grail.  What is the top velocity of a Bird of Prey?  Romulan or Klingon?  .....AAAARRRRGGGH!
   When you're up to your ass in tribbles, it's hard to remember that the objective was to poison the grain
   You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions, all different
   You can do anything thou wilt in Aleister's restaurant
   Bi Poly Switch   I'm not indecisive, I'm GREEDY!
   Faith manages, Willow does tech support
   "Gee, Mr. Croup, what are we going to do tonight?"  "Same thing we do every night, Mr. Vandemar--try to take over London below!"
   Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Sith Lords
   My name is Bambi.  You killed my mother.  Prepare to die.
   "My name is Fox Mulder.  You abducted my sister.  Take me too!"
   "Oh, bother," said the Borg.  "We've assimilated Pooh."
   We are Klingonese if you please.  We are Klingonese if you don't please.
   We are the SCAborg.  Prepare to be assimilated.  Resistance is feudal.
   When it was all over, Pandora clicked on the window.  All the folders were empty, except for the one labelled "Hope".
   Dances with scissors, plays well with wolves
   You cannot really appreciate Dilbert until you have read it in the original Klingon
   For that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die....or come downstairs bump-bump-bump on the back of his head behind Christopher Robin Whately --The Shunned House at Poohthulhu Corner
   Settlers of Catan: Everybody must get stone   
   What is the terminal velocity of an unladen Balrog?
   My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.   
   Renaissance is feudal. Prepare to be anachronated.
   The Clarke-Sturgeon Law: 90% of any sufficiently advanced technology is  indistinguishable from crud  
   6 x 9 = 42--All your base 13 are belong to us
   When I was young, we rolled our dice uphill, both ways, in the snow!
   I am Letterman of Borg. Top ten reasons why resistance is futile....
   My name is Borg. James Borg. Agent 007 of 9. Licensed to assimilate.
   Legolas is my house elf
   Those who do not remember the Alamo are condemned to repeat it. --Santa Yanna
   I never received my acceptance letter to Hogwarts, so I'm leaving the Shire to become a Jedi and join Starfleet

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   "Bother", said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedos and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three."

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