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   Actors aren't quite human, but then again, who is?
   Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretending to be mad?
   Being a pain in the ass is a prerogative of the creative mind
   A bird does not sing because it has an answer--it sings because it has a song
   Conform, go crazy, become a writer or an artist, or stylishly fake it like the rest of Manhattan
   Conform, go crazy, or become an artist
   Dancin' fool [picture of dancing jester]
   Doing strange things in the name of art
   Every line a straight line, every pause a song cue
   Fear no art
   God created music so people could pray without words
   Hello.  My name is Oedipus.  You are my father.  Prepare to die.
   I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemmingway story.  If I get any more cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all.
   If it isn't baroque, don't fix it--unless you're sure you can handel it
   If you don't believe in angels, you haven't heard me sing.  If you don't believe in demons, you haven't heard me snore.
   I'm an ARTIST--please feed my creditors
   I've suffered enough--when does my art improve?
   I've suffered for my art--now it's your turn!
   Life imitates art, but does it have to imitate satire?
   Life is not in C major
   The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me
   Moriarty killed a clone--Holmes lives
   Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility
   My art belongs to Dada
   Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Sartre is smartre
   No one ever built a statue to a critic
   The Non Serviam Kid
   Opening night--the night before the play is ready to open
   Pipers do it with Amazing Grace
   Reviews are like astrology--if they're good, they're true, and if they're bad, who believes in that stuff anyway?
   Scottish country dancers are reel people
   Shakespearian logic <with 2B and ^2B leading into an or gate>
   Stealing from others is called plagiarism.  Stealing from yourself iscalled style.
   Storytellers live to tell the tale
   This doll looks like a hunter, but press the hidden button and it turns into a deer.  It's an Acteon Figure!  Pack of dogs sold separately
   Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music
   What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?  New Age music
   When in doubt, set and turn
   Why work for a living when you can die for art?
   Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
   Imagine Escher drawing his own bath
   Americans love tragedy as long as it has a happy ending
   Everyone has to face the music.  When it's my turn, I'm gonna sing.
   Don't mess with me--I dance with swords   
   Go not to the surrealists for counsel, for they will say both blue and hippopotamus   
   Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing  
   Harmony Slut: I'll sing with anybody   
   It was in tune when I bought it
   If you friend me, do I not read?   
   Art is life. Without art, manga would be but brief novels.
   Real musicians have day jobs
   I found my popular culture had become unmanageable
   If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door
   It's not that I'm trying to attract attention. It's just that I have poor impulse control and I went to art school.
   If all the world's a stage, why doesn't the music swell when I enter a room?
   I'm living in fiction. They keep changing the genre
   The difference between art and craft is that little bit of chaos when the thing starts talking back to you  
   I'm just in it for the stories [checklist] Fandom  The military Theater Life
   If the Muse doesn't show up, start without her
   The only thing that makes one an artist, and that's the opposite of hanging out  
   Suspense consists of letting an audience know exactly what is about to happen, and then making them wait for it --Alfred Hitchcock  
   You can't revise nothing
   I'm an artist. Pay me in money. People die of exposure.

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   If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
   Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music.
   The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist!

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