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   Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall....
   Be nice to me--I'm out of Valium
   Brain damage is what we were after...chromosome damage was just gravy
   Drug free school zone is a contradiction in terms
   First they came for the cigarettes and I didn't speak up because I don't smoke.  Then, they came for the alcohol, and I didn't speak up because I don't drink.  When they came for the chocolate I reached for my gun and ...oops!
   First they came for the drug dealers and the inside traders, and I didn't speak out.   Then they came for the smokers and the fat people, and I still didn't speak out.  When they came for me, there was no one left to speak.
   First they came for the fourth amendment, but I said nothing because I wasn't a drug dealer.  Then they came for the sixth amendment, but I kept quiet because I wasn't guilty.  Finally they came for the first amendment, and by then it was too late to say anything at all.
   How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?  One third less than it takes to change a regular bulb.
   I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies
   I know drinking kills brain cells--but only the weak ones
   I smoked marijuana in college, and I didn't exhale
   I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance
   I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money
   I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me
   If God took acid, would He see people?
   If they don't want us to drink and drive, we shouldn't need a driver's license to buy beer
   If trying to control someone else's addiction is codependency, then what's the war on drugs?
   If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.
   If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people.
   I'm a hallucinogenic toad--lick me all over
   I'm not on drugs--I AM drugs
   It isn't a war on drugs--it's a war on people
   I've read so much about the dangers of sex, smoking, and drinking that I've given up reading
   Jailing someone to keep them from ruining their life with drugs is like burning a village to save it
   Make beer, not war
   A mind is a wonderful thing to waste
   A mushroom cloud on the horizon, 24 empty missile tubes--now it's Miller time
   My body, my choice--legalize drugs
   [picture of a marijuana leaf on a green triangle]
   Psychedelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality in politicians that have never taken them
   Rampaging anarchist horde and floating beer party
   School-free Drug Zone
   This button goes to the next person who buys me a drink
   When I was young, we didn't have MTV. We had to take drugs and go to rock concerts.
   Zero tolerance/infinite hypocrisy
   They laughed at all the great inventors and discoverers.  They laughed at Galileo, at Edison's lightbulb, and even at nitrous oxide.
   The only way I could love the First Amendment more would be if it included sex and drugs
   If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
   Religion isn't the opium of the people any more--it's speed  
   If life hands you limes, ask for salt and tequila
   What are we going to do when the constitution is gone and we still have a drug problem?
   When I was your age, I had to walk two miles to get stoned and have sex
   I drink and I know things

Stickers

   If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!  
   I inhaled and I vote
   Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!

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