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   All I want for Christmas is my two front fangs
   Blood is thicker than water--and much tastier
   Die with your boots on
   Drink Blood---Fifty trillion mosquitos can't be wrong
   Fine.  You're undead.  I have a life.
   Got blood?
   I don't especially hate vampires--I just hate anything above ME on the food chain
   I worked late on my birthday and nobody brought ME a cute vampire!
   I'm immortal.  I'm bored.  Let's party.
   I'm not shy--I'm studying my prey
   League of Bloodthirsty Women
   League of Bloodthirsty Women--Men's Auxilliary
   Nick Knight Taking a bite out of crime, forever
   Resident Vampire
   That which does not kill me makes me stronger.  That which does kill me makes me undead.
   Do Catholic vampires believe in transubstantiation?
   Carpe Sanguine
   We have eaten death, and we shall taste eternal life....
   Pervy Vampire-Fancier
   Nosferatu Blood Bank--give now, give generously, don't make us come looking for you
   Real vampires don't sparkle
   They can have my all-human paranormal romances when they pry them from my cold, undead fingers
   Vampires have no life
   Dracula never sparkled
   Dear Dracula, remember that night a few years ago. Well, we have a son. His name is Edward. --Sincerely, Tinkerbell

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