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   All I want for Christmas is my two front fangs
   I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney--with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney's dead
   I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family
   If it's long dark and green and its bite makes you scream, that's a moray
   Light Sabers--a part of living
   We have met the enemy and they are us and you are me and we are all together --Walt Kelly, Lennon, and the Beatles
   You can do anything thou wilt in Aleister's restaurant
   You say nah-celle, I say nay-celle--let's call the holo thing off
   We are Klingonese if you please.  We are Klingonese if you don't please.
   I am the very model of a modern rassefarian, My politics are complex and apparently contrarian, I quote the laws of kashrut even when they're non-contextual, and rattle off the names of the eukaryotes asexual
   Que-sera--sserole! Whatever we'll have, we'll eat. In one dish, combine and heat. Que-sera-sserole!
   Hal and toe, Charlie bungalow, We were up long before the day-o To make ourselves some sandwiches, sandwiches and may-o
   Morning has broken. Call the repairman.
   When idiots in this world appear, And fail to be concise or clear, And solecisms rend the ear, The cry goes up from far and near for Blunderdog, Blunderdog, Blunderdog, Blunderdog. Pen of iron, tongue of fire, Tightening the wid'ning gyre. Blunderdo-O-O-O-G!
   I shot the serif. [picture of a big letter S with a hole in the serif]
   Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?

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