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   ADA is the COBOL of the 80's
   Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall....
   ...And I thought phrenology with a ball-peen hammer was a dying art!
   Are 'father', 'son', and 'holy ghost' all aliases for 'God', or does it read mail in its separate entities?
   Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretending to be mad?
   "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
   Before my sword can pass through your neck it has to pass halfway through your neck.  But before it can pass halfway through your neck, it has to pass a quarter of the way through your neck, and before it can do *that*....  ---Xeno, Warrior Prince
   Beware of Quantum Ducks--Quark! Quark! Quark!
   BFA: Branch to False Assumption
   Black holes are where God is dividing by zero
   But your honor, the light had dopplered to green
   Ceci | n'est pas une pipe
   C'est la vie.  C'est la guerre.  [picture of celery] Say no more.  Say what?
   C'est la vie,  C'est la guerre,  Say no more
   Chaos is King, and Magic is loose in the world
   Chem E's make the best heat exchangers
   The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo
   dBase is the non-programming language in which non-programmers write non-programs
   #define sysop GOD  #define reality NULL
   The differential of hi over ho is ho di hi minus hi d ho over ho ho
   DNA: the ultimate RIS machine language
   Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law, but then there is always chaos to consider
   Does Emacs have the Buddha nature?  Why not?  It has bloody well everything else
   Don't panic--it's just mercury in retrograde and Murphy rising
   The entire world is a very strange carrot, but the farmer is not worried at all
   Erle Stanley Gardnerian--Initiate of the Mysteries
   !GO HOM-9
   Hello.  My $NAME is ~inigo-montoya.  You killed my process.  Prepare to vi.  --The Unix's Bride
   Heralds don't pun--they cant
   <hebrew: chet,yod> guys
   <hebrew: chet, yod> y'all
   I was president of the Existentialist Society in college. I was voted Most Likely to Be.
   What is the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist? An etymologist knows the difference
   I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"
   Of course it's happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?
   Talmud: the original hypertext, Midrash: the original fan fiction
   K2P2 K2P2 Ribbed for her pleasure
   TGI[shin]

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