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   Amateurs worry about strategy.  Dilettantes worry about tactics.   Professionals worry about logistics.
   The battle of the Gulf was won on the playing fields of Atari
   Friendly fire isn't.  Recoilless rifles aren't.  Suppressive fire won't.
   Incoming fire has the right of way
   A modern US navy cruiser requires 26 tons of manuals. This is enough to affect the vessel's performance.
   The most dangerous thing in a combat zone is an officer with a map
   Mules and donkeys aren't used in war because they're too smart to go on a battlefield
   Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you
   Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder
   Never share your foxhole with someone braver than you are
   Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep
   No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy
   The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
   The only winning move is not to play [with picture of mushroom cloud]
   Outnumbered, yes.  Outmaneuvered, maybe.  Outclassed, never!
   The problem with the easy way out is that it's already been mined
   A Purple Heart just shows that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive
   The ultimate smart weapon would be too smart to blow itself up
   War is not healthy for soldiers and other living things
   War isn't politics.  It is indeed the only human activity that is rottener than politics
   When you've secured the area, don't forget to tell the enemy
   Why not try peace?  If we find war is better, it will not be difficult to fight again
   Eagles soar, but a weasel will never get sucked into a land war in Asia
   Nothing is too good for our troops means Congress hasn't found a way to pay them less than nothing
   Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Interrogative
   Only the heir to the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts
   I'm just in it for the stories [checklist] Fandom  The military Theater Life
   LBJ's Law: Wars take longer and cost more
   I'm from the Jarhead clan
   We had to retire the Catgirl Legion after than guy stormed our citadel armed only with a laser pointer.
   As God is my witness, I thought flying deathbots could end terrorism

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