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   All I want for Christmas is my two front fangs
   All roads lead to Amber
   Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
   The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that in fantasy, dragons can hover; in science fiction, they can not
   Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger --J.R.R. Tolkien
   Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
   Dragon Obedience School Dropout
   The Dragon Taxi Service--we will take thee...anywhere
   Dragonriders do it in between
   ELF: The other white meat
   Fantasy is a crutch for people who can't handle soap operas
   Fantasy isn't our crutch--it's arcane
   Few things are more dangerous than a hobbit with low blood sugar
   Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes
   Have you hugged your dragon today?
   I don't do work, but I have a friend who does
   I don't especially hate vampires--I just hate anything above ME on the food chain
   I don't remember volunteering for this "Ring" business
   I have no use for adventures--they're nasty disturbing uncomfortable things and make you late for dinner!
   I judge people by what is in their hearts--not by the color of their scales
   I'm immortal.  I'm bored.  Let's party.
   The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon
   Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
   Mumble, mumble, mumble....POOF!
   My parents went to Diskworld, and all they got me was this lousy stuffed turtle
   Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
   Raised by psychopathic werewolves
   Save the werewolves--Help protect an endangering species
   Silly mortal....
   Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering
   Speak, friend, and enter.  If you don't press enter, nothing happens.
   Unicorns aren't mythical--virgins are!
   Warning: My dragon has hiccups
   Warning: This person reads fantasy and is an avid denier of reality
   Welcome to Middle Earth
   *Expensive* Amazon!
   Let's do lunch.  Have your minion call my minion.
   Dwarf--the other hardtack
   Have you heard about our generous minion benefit plan?
   What is the terminal velocity of an unladen Balrog?
   Aloof, unavailable elf princess
   GO ME!
   Pervy Hobbit-Fancier
   Sam will kill him if he tries anything
   Still not king
   Still the prettiest
   There is no GAP in Rohan
   My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
   What would Dumbledore do?
   Making Middle Earth safer, one orc at a time
   S.P.E.W.
   If all you have is silver bullets, everything looks like a werewolf
   What's Klingon for "Who would bother to learn a made-up language like Elvish?"
   Little chance of success, certainty of death, what are we waiting for?
   Pervy Hobbit
   A Rowling tome gathers no loss
   Legolas is my house elf
   'elev Holqoq 'oghlu'pu'bogh ghojmeH vum neH 'Iv? [Who would bother with a made up language like Elvish, in Klingon]
   Do not awaken the ancient evil, YOU MORON!
   I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away
   Universal Solvent Corporation, Container Research Division
   What part of EVIL Overlord didn't you understand?
   I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"
   Of course it's happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?
   Still not Queen
   Balrogs have wings, but they're purely ornamental-- just like parsley on a Nazgul
   Without a heart, one grows cold and can only love cold things. Revenge. Power. Gold. Cruelty. Parfait.
   I will not yell at Edward Pevensie, "Who died and made you King?"
   Sacrificing minions-- is there any problem it *can't* solve?
   If the sleep of reason engenders monsters, what does the sleep of monsters engender?
   Statistically speaking, only one dwarf in seven is Happy
   Dear Dracula, remember that night a few years ago. Well, we have a son. His name is Edward. --Sincerely, Tinkerbell

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   Welcome to Middle Earth. NOW GO HOME.
   [Dragon] Some things must be believed before they can be seen
   [Pegacorn] Some things must be believed before they can be seen

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