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   Instead of using a loom, we've going to wind all the yarn into balls and adopt an infinite number of kittens
   The person with the most fabric...is dead.  Where's the estate sale?
   I knit so that I don't kill people
   I crochet so that I don't kill people
   I have lots of yarn. I want a stash of time.
   My stash is bigger than your stash
   No, I don't have enough yarn
   I PURRRRL! [cat's face above crossed knitting needles]
   Happy Hooker
   No quilt is complete without cat hair
   She who dies with the most yarn wins and I want to go to the estate sale
   No quilt is complete without dog hair
   A 'fat quarter' is NOT a body part!
   As ye sew, so shall ye rip
   Behind every quilter is a really big stash of fabric
   Blessed are the children of quiltmakers, for they shall inherit the quilts
   Blessed are the piecemakers
   How many log cabins have YOU made?
   I don't do housework. The only thing I clean is my sewing machine!
   I quilt, therefore I am!
   If you're in my will, don't hold your breath. I'm not going until EVERY quilt is finished!
   I'm a quilter. Don't needle me!
   Log Cabin-- not just a syrup!
   My car stops at all quilt shops
   MY stash is bigger than YOUR stash
   No, I don't have enough fabric
   Quilting: Where you cut a big piece of fabric into a lot of small pieces and then sew it back together again into a big piece
   Quilts are like friends. You can never have too many.
   Runs with scissors
   When life gives you scraps, make a quilt!
   So much fabric, so little time
   Old quilters never die. They just go to pieces.
   Warning to quilters: Take the fabric out of the trunk before having the wheels balanced
   I crochet therefore I am
   I knit therefore I am
   Madame Defarge Knitting Society-- knitting on the cutting edge!
   I'd rather be crocheting
   I'd rather be knitting
   Knit Wit
   Life is too short to make the same sock twice
   Quilting is cutting big pieces of cloth into little pieces, then sewing them together into a big piece
   Hooked on crochet
   Life is short-- knit fast
   knit. be happy.
   I'm kind of a knitting superhero
   K2tog-- do you know the code? fib
   Friends don't let friends knit drunk
   Chicks with sticks
   Got yarn?
   Life is short-- knit fast
   I'm a knitter-- don't needle me!
   Keep calm and carry yarn
   My car stops at all yarn shops
   Rippit! Rippit! A-frogging we will go!
   So much yarn, so little time
   She who dies with the most fabric wins and I want to go the the estate sale
   Works with sharp pointy objects
   Petroleum-based knitter, removing that nasty oil from the ground one skein at a time
   Some people hear of a disaster and think, "What can I knit for that?"

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