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   Ask for a silly requirement, get a silly solution
   Computers will be perfect when they can predict how much more the job will cost than the estimate
   Do something unusual today.  Accomplish work on the computer.
   Geek used to be four letters--now it's six figures
   Help Desk: We don't read the manual for you
   Help Desk: We read the manual for you
   How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?  None.  They just get Bill Gates to declare darkness the company standard.
   If we have to re-invent the wheel, could we at least get it round this time?
   Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
   Is your boss buzzword compliant?
   No wanna work!  Wanna bang on keyboard!
   RTFMA Read the manual, SIR!
   The software is full of magical things patiently waiting for our staff training to improve
   The three most dangerous things are a programmer witha soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas
   Will answer stupid user questions for food
   You can't cancel the project!  We've already made the t-shirts!
   You guys start writing code and I'll go find out what they want
   Geek used to be a text string--now it's a 128-bit numeric field
   Now that I've changed the password on the database, I think it's a good time to discuss my raise

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