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   But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!
   But this IS the simplified version for the general public!
   Create a system any fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it
   I read the FM, and it didn't work
   I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again
   If it doesn't work, change the documentation
   If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly
   If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
   Manual? We've just been pushing buttons until it works
   RTFM
   SysAdmins can't be sued for malpractice but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards
   User Error: Replace user and press any key to continue.
   User Hostile
   User Surly
   Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight
   We wouldn't get so many weird bug reports if we just stop selling software to aliens
   What are you doing wrong with our bug-free product?
   You are in the presence of a system administrator.....KNEEL
   If you want an answer to that question, you'd better be bringing me chocolate
   Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks, for your passwords are.....available
   To a computer user, "No" means "Maybe it'll work if I try it again".

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