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   Bugs don't happen because you do something.  Bugs just are.
   Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever
   Don't get suckered in by comments--only debug code
   Every program has at least one bug and one unnecessary instruction--therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction that doesn't work
   Fortunately, the computer virus did no harm to our records.  It was immediately devoured by the bugs in our own programming
   Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has been fixed
   Include this in your CONFIG.SYS file: BUGS = OFF
   It's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature
   It's not a bug, it's not a feature, it's an ENHANCEMENT
   Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle
   Once we've got the bugs ironed out, we'll be running on flat bugs
   One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs....Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs.  Repeat until BUGS = 0
   [on yin-yang] Bug/feature

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