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   Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate
   Chocolate will never replace sex....unless it's VERY good chocolate
   Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, chocolate makes it worthwhile
   Even barbarians like chocolate chip cookies
   First they came for the cigarettes and I didn't speak up because I don't smoke.  Then, they came for the alcohol, and I didn't speak up because I don't drink.  When they came for the chocolate I reached for my gun and ...oops!
   Hollow chocolate has no calories
   If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression, administer chocolate immediately!
   If you can't solve the problems of the world with chocolate chip cookies, then how can you solve them?
   If you have a problem with my weight, it's YOUR problem.  Would some chocolate help you forget about it?
   I'm going to develop some willpower, but not today.  Today, I'm going to read a book while recovering from the half block of chocolate I just ate.
   I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
   Life is a banquet to be enjoyed with relish, except for dessert which should be enjoyed with chocolate
   Life is just one large conspiracy to drive me to chocolate
   Save the Earth--it's our only source of chocolate
   If you want an answer to that question, you'd better be bringing me chocolate
   Money talks.  Chocolate sings.
   This is not "The Dream".  This is what I do on weekends. "The Dream" involves 2 sets of twins, a waterbed,a bucket of whipped topping, a quart of chocolate sauce, a dwarf, and a python.
   If you friend me, do I not read?
   There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
   Suffering from insufficient blood chocolate

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   Do Not Underestimate the Power of the Chocolate Side of the Force!
   A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
   Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate
   The four essential elements: Means, Motive, Opportunity and Chocolate!
   Money talks. Chocolate sings.

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