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   THE BABY...an instrument of destruction
   I don't mind getting older.  I just mind that I have aging children
   I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me
   I wouldn't take a million dollars for any of my kids, but I wouldn't pay a dime for another one
   If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them first
   Insanity is hereditary--you get it from your kids
   It takes my child to raze a village
   It's not easy being this cute
   Just one nuclear family can ruin your whole life
   Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Mother
   Parenthood: life without an off switch, a pause button, a rewind button, or a volume control
   Pregnancy is hell. Anyone who says otherwise is lying or on drugs
   Set baby on stun
   Warning: grandparent with pictures
   You're sick for the first five months of pregnancy and uncomfortable for the last five months, but the month in between is all right
   If children are God's little blessings, I'd hate to experience His wrath
   Raised by psychopathic wolverines
   Intelligence isn't hereditary. The goofball who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandkid in the world.
   I'm the Mommy, that's why
   I always wanted to marry someone who was crazy about me. I got half my wish.
   A Unitarian is an atheist with children
   Darth Mom
   If evolution is true, why do mothers only have two hands?
   Darth Baby
   Darth Dad
   Darth Kid
   Darth Rugrat
   Darth Sibling
   Unattended children will be given espresso and a puppy
   I make milk. What's your superpower?
   It"s hArd to type while HoldiNg a bAby
   You have to understand-- I'm the *normal* one in my family
   I refuse to let my child grow up in a world where Han didn't shoot first
   I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in
   You have to understand, I'm the normal one in my family
   Do you know how old I am? ASK MY MOTHER
   Blessed are the children of quiltmakers, for they shall inherit the quilts

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Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.

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