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   Addicted to fanzines...drugs would be cheaper
   All knowledge is contained in fandom
   Before I go to bed, I want some filk and cookies
   Con of the living dead
   Con Staff [in Darwin fish]
   Conventions--my job away from job
   Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for it makes them soggy and hard to light
   'Don't be a fucking idiot' should be a safeword
   Fandom--drugs would be cheaper
   Fandom is the world's most sophisticated and advanced system for just hanging around
   Fandom isn't a matter of life and death--it's much more important than that
   Fandom--not your ordinary elite
   Fans ARE slans.  They're just not very good at it.
   The few, the proud, the incurably insane--The Concom
   Friends don't let friends run worldcons
   I have too much time on my hands--let's run another convention
   I'm not a FAN--I just read the stuff
   I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not gophering
   The last fan on earth sat alone in a room.  There was a loc on the door.
   My mind is a deadly weapon--but don't worry, it's peace-bonded for the weekend
   No costume is complete without cat hair
   No, I'm not the con chair you're looking for...move along, move along
   [NO] MUNDANES [circle & slash over "MUNDANES"]
   Remember to safeguard your wallets.  Hucksters have been seen at the convention.
   Resident Vampire
   The road goes ever on and on
   Save the mundanes--we need them for breeding stock!
   Secret hamster of fandom
   SECURITY   Sure, it starts out as "ooh" and "aah", but then later there's running and screaming and....
   Sidhe who must be obeyed
   Stop me before I volunteer again...and again...and again...
   Under the most carefully controlled conditions of scheduling, programming, and con security, the fans will do what they damn well please
   We're the concom--weird IS the job
   The worst book in a trilogy is the fourth
   Do good, avoid evil, and throw a room party
   Fandom--where people contradict you just to be polite
   Coed Naked Quidditch
   Fandom means never having to say, "But where would I wear that?
   The result of a youth wasted on gaming and comics
   Fandom--the world's largest ADD support group
   In mundania, I'm short, fat, and weird.  In fandom, I'm compact, cuddly, and interesting.
   My home shows the beneficent influences of books, games, CDs, computers....fan shui  
   I am the very model of a modern rassefarian, My politics are complex and apparently contrarian, I quote the laws of kashrut even when they're non-contextual, and rattle off the names of the eukaryotes asexual   
   Don't I know you from Live Journal/Worldcon/Pennsic/Black and Blue Ball/Alt.Polycon/Burning Man  [checklist]  
   The costumes have reached a critical level. Soon the space ship will come through the wall.
   Fandom collects. Absolute fandom collects absolutely everything.
   All knowledge is contained in fandom. This is either very good for fandom or very bad for knowledge.  
   Fourth above and sixth below....In memoriam  
   First Rule of Night Ops: There is no Night Ops. Second Rule of Night Ops: What happens in Night Ops, stays in Night Ops.
   "All knowledge is contained in fandom" does not mean any particular fan knows everything
   I found my hobbies had become unmanageable
   It's ok to look. If I didn't want you to look, I'd have worn a different outfit.
   How many fans does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only after telling you their life story at 3AM in the con suite.
   Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and look good with other men
   Dead Fan Walking
   Yes, I'm in a play. Death of a Salesman.
   My persona dresses better than I do
   Speaker to mundanes
   Allow me to explain about the running of science fiction conventions. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster. Strangely enough, it all turns out well. I don't know how. It's a mystery.  
   I made it myself. What's your excuse?
   I survived Linecon
   Slowly drowning in taffeta and lace
   I'm just in it for the stories [checklist] Fandom  The military Theater Life
   DON'T tell me about the plot holes!  
   Stop harshin' my squee
   Steampunk: if it's historically accurate, you're doing it wrong
   Cosplay? I always dress like this!
   Slash.... If you don't know, don't ask
   I've been Jossed (
   Fanfiction-- welcome to the id vortex  
   Steampunk is what happens when Goths discover brown
   Anything you can do, I can do meta
   I never received my acceptance letter to Hogwarts, so I'm leaving the Shire to become a Jedi and join Starfleet

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   I'll "get a life" when someone can prove that it's better than what I've got now.

ADVICE
ANARCHY
ANGST
ANIME
ANTI-BUSH
THE ARTS
ATTITUDE, ARROGANCE, BOASTING
BABIES AND OTHER RELATIVES
BACKRUBS AND HUGS
BITCHINESS AND PMS
BOOKS
BUREAUCRACY
CAFFEINE
CATS
CHOCOLATE
COME ONS, TURNDOWNS, SEX, GENDER
COMPUTERS: General
COMPUTERS: Angst
COMPUTERS: Bugs
COMPUTERS: Dealing with Users
COMPUTERS: Jobs
COMPUTERS: Personal Computers (DOS, MAC, etc.)
COMPUTERS: Programming
COMPUTERS: Puns
COMPUTERS: Specific Languages (C, COBOL, OTHERS)
COMPUTERS: Unix and Related OS's
COMPUTERS: Email, social media, the web, and usenet
CROSSOVER
CTHULHU
CYNICISM
DISCORDIANISM
DOGS
DRINKING AND DRUGS
DRIVING
ELECTION 2004
FAERIE
FANDOM
FIBER ARTS
FIRST AMENDMENT
FANTASY
FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING
FOOD
IDEALISM
INSANITY
KINKY
LANGUAGE
LATENESS
L337 and LOLCAT
LEFT-HANDEDNESS AND DYSLEXIA
LIBRARIES
MAGIC: THE GATHERING
MATHEMATICS
MEDIA
MEDICAL
MEDIEVALISM
MILITARY AND WAR
MONEY
MOOD AND TEMPERAMENT
MORNINGS, SLEEP DEPRIVATION
MURPHY'S LAWS
MUSIC
9/11
NINJA
NUMBER OF THE BEAST
OBSCURE
PAGANISM
PARADOXES AND LOGIC
PIRATES
POLITICS
PUNS
PURPLE
REALITY
RELIGION
RIDDLES
SCHOOL
SCIENCE
SECOND AMENDMENT
SCIENCE FICTION
SICK HUMOR
SILLINESS
SMOKING AND NON-SMOKING
SONG PARODIES
SPACE
STRESS
UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISM
UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
VAMPIRES
VIOLENCE
VERY SECRET DIARIES
WEAPONS
WEIRDNESS
WORK
WRITING
ZOMBIES
MISCELLANEOUS

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