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   Mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still
   Remember prohibition? It still doesn't work  

Stickers

   If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
   Nice front bumper you've got there. Shame if something happened to it....  
   Hang Up and Drive!
   If you get any closer, you'd better have a condom
   Forget world peace, visualize using your &+%?*$! Turn signals!
   Witch Wagon - Tailgaters will be Toad
   Wizard Wagon - Tailgaters will be toad
   Objects in mirror may have flunked driver ed
   GO AHEAD, HONK   If I can hear you, you're in range  
   Driver carries no more than $20 worth of ammunition  
   I'm only driving this because aliens ate my Volvo  
   Please don't honk - Driver may go Postal if awakened
   I'm not lost, I'm exploring!
   Opinions expressed on this vehicle are not necessarily those of the driver.
   Is that how they drive on your planet?
   Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on that cell phone?
   "Don't bet your life on my reflexes"   
   Passing Side [left arrow]  Suicide [right arrow]
   Two tons of screaming death metal  
   Using your turn signal is not "giving information to the enemy"
   Warning: Law-abiding driver
   My other spaceship is a flying saucer   

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