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   Are you a sleep addict?  Do you sleep alone?  Are you irritable if you haven't slept for several days?
   Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, chocolate makes it worthwhile
   Crankiness....for me it's just as natural as morning
   Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast
   Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon
   Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake
   `Good Morning' is a contradiction in terms
   I may rise, but I refuse to shine
   I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want?
   I'm really quite pleasant until I'm awake
   It's hard to seize the day when first you've got to grapple with the morning
   It's tough being an alarm clock--you work weird hours and people hate you
   I've been awake so long the bags under my eyes are too big for carry on
   Life is much too complicated in the morning
   Morning begins when you get out of bed, and ends once you wake up
   Morning people are respected--night people are feared
   Mornings are a delusion of the planetbound
   Mornings have no mercy [picture of sun coming in the window with a gun]
   "Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it
   Sleep?
   Sleep deprivation is fun--you see such pretty colors
   Sleep is for the weak
   Sleep is for wimps.  Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless
   Sleep is good. I should do it sometime.
   Sleep?  No thanks, I'm trying to cut down
   Sleeping till noon is a start
   Sunrise is nature's way of telling you it's bedtime
   This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
   TPFE* *Tiredest person on the face of the earth
   What am I doing out of bed?
   Who the hell let the morning people run things?
   Awake.  Aware.  Functional.  Pick one.
   I'm a morning person.  I try not to rub it in.
   I'm dressed and out of bed.  Awake will cost you extra.
   Decaf: your path to inner peace  
   The morning people won because the night people didn't stay up late enough to fight them
   If you're punctual, no one else is there to appreciate it  
   "Good morning" is not a warranty
   It's past tired and I'm my bedtime

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   Abolish mornings!
   Don't hate yourself in the morning -- Sleep till noon!
   Some mornings I just don't feel like slaying dragons
   I got out of bed for this?
   "NOT A MORNING PERSON" DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
   All right, who put the "Morning People" in charge?

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