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   Caution: Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked
   Cheap, Fast, Food--pick two
   Cooking is great--it's a socially acceptable excuse to play with knives and fire
   Eat whales--intelligent food for intelligent people
   ELF: The other white meat
   Have you changed your tofu water today?
   I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies
   I eat junk food to get it out of the house
   I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same.
   If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression, administer Chinese food immediately
   I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals--I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
   It's not sugar--it's low-grain cereal
   Life is uncertain.  Eat dessert first.
   My loyalties are divided between health food and high cholesterol swill
   The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 AM
   Pi r^2   Pie are not square   Pie are round   Cornbread are square
   Red meat isn't bad for you.  Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you.
   Success is achieving the top of the food chain
   Thou shalt not kill--even if you really want a burger
   Vegetables are what food eats
   Watership Down: You've read the book.  You've seen the movie.  Now eat the stew.
   When in doubt, cook something and eat it
   I only eat organic food.  That silicon-based stuff tears up my innards.
   Dijon Vu: The feeling you've seen mustard before
   Do Catholic vegetarians believe in transubstantiation?
   Is that a raw fish in your pocket, or are you happy sashimi?
   I find 'lactose intolerant' offensive. I prefer 'persona non gratin'.
   Velveeta: so vegetarians can have spam too
   The Atkins Diet: It's a no-grainer   
   You are what you eat, so stay away from the jerk chicken
   My idea of heaven is a library with dim sum service  
   Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies
   If it still has feelings, it isn't cooked enough
   Que-sera--sserole! Whatever we'll have, we'll eat. In one dish, combine and heat. Que-sera-sserole!
   Bad geek! No chocolate-covered espresso beans!
   Tonight, we dine in Hell. Tomorrow, I'm thinking Arby's.
   I'm such a lousy cook, I can't even boil toast
   Without a heart, one grows cold and can only love cold things. Revenge. Power. Gold. Cruelty. Parfait.
   I've been to the Dark Side, and their cookies are terrible
   There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with cheese.
   Please smother yourself in delicious sauces and await further instructions
   Bacon is meat candy
   The Dark Side has cookies, the Nerd Side has pi
   The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is eating its own egg. Why did we even come to the salvador deli?
   Proud Member of the Stinky Cheese Society
   Pain is a flavor
   Pain is not a flavor
   Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
   I just ate 14 cans of alphabet soup, and I just had the biggest vowel movement ever. Is that consonant with your experience?
   If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?
   What does a thesaurus have for breakfast? A synonym roll

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   Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
   If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
   Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!

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