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   Angel: A gargoyle with cosmetic surgery
   "Bones!  The man's arm is broken!"  "I'm a doctor, not a...(oh)"
   Darwin Prevention Team   We stop evolution from happening
   EMT's are into bondage.  Medics are into pain.
   Gross anatomy--it isn't just for breakfast anymore
   Hellion in scrubs (with comfortable shoes)
   The HMO was a success--the patient died
   I save lives--what do you do?
   If you can read this, you are my patient [upside down on button]
   If you want to know what government medicine would be like, ask someone in a VA hospital
   The only true deadline is asystole
   Paramedics save lives, EMTs save paramedics
   Trust me--I'm almost a Doctor
   Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics
   AIDS is a disease. Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.   
   What did the surgeon say to the patient who wanted to close his own incision? Suture self.   
   Alien metabolism--please medicate carefully  
   What do you get if you cross a tse-tse fly with a mountain climber? Undefined. A tse-tse fly is a vector and a mountain climber is a scalar.  
   If it goes away when you remember to take your meds, it probably isn't a character flaw
   Being abducted and probed by aliens wasn't bad enough, now I find out my HMO won't cover it!  
   If I have to educate one more doctor, I'm going to start billing for it!
   I've got places to go, people to dissect
   Bodies are complicated! And tech support doesn't answer the phone!
   Contrary to Occam's Razor, patients can have as many diseases as they damn well please.

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   Testing drugs on computers just makes them safe for computers.

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