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   All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit parts
   Avoid computer viruses--practice safe hex
   Be careful--the last person using this keyboard had a terminal disease
   C++--It's still only average
   Disklexia: putting floppies in upside down
   Down to the C in chips
   8 bits--byte, 4 bits--nybble, 2 bits--shayve and a hayrcut
   An excess of syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colon
   Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge
   I must have slipped a disk. My pack hurts.
   If a train station is where the train stops, what's a work station?
   Jobs don't kill programmers.  Programmers kill jobs.
   Love to eat them disk files, Disk files what I love to eat.  Byte they little headers off, Nybble on they tiny feet.
   My back is computerized--it has a floppy disk
   My monitor is so small that every time I open a file, I break a window
   Nice computers don't go down
   Nice computers only go down once a day
   Now is the Windows of our disk contents made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork ---Richard v3.0
   Pixel-packin' Mama
   Two ROMs don't make a write
   Two's complement.  Three's a crowd
   Waiter--there's a feature in my soup!
   We all live in a yellow subroutine
   We hackers live for danger.  It's part of the code.
   What goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"?  A parroty error
   What played computer games so much it went extinct? The Nintendodo
   Computer Analyst: "Now lie down and tell me about your motherboard...."
   Beyond "For Dummies": C++ for the Non-plussed, Visual Basic for the Blind, Perl for Swine
   I have a horrible hacking cough-- every time I clear my throat, I break into another computer system   
   What kind of a dog says "Bofh! Bofh!"?  A rootweiler  
   I am a computer geek. I bite the most significant bits off virtual chickens.   
   I am a computer geek. Watch me eat a bug.  
   The email of the species is deadlier than the mail  
   ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS

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