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   Academic infighting is vicious because the stakes are so low
   Another deadline, another miracle
   Cheer up--if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your student loan to ANYBODY
   A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library
   Do we really want the people who solved the S & L crisis to solve the education crisis?
   Drug free school zone is a contradiction in terms
   The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%
   For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision
   God didn't create the world in seven days--He goofed off for six, then pulled an all-nighter
   Grad School--it's not a job, it's an indenture
   I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them
   I open minds.  What do you do?
   If you are given an open book exam, you will forget the book.  If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live.
   If you're working on your dissertation and you're reading Usenet, add six months to your graduation date
   Math for life, not for tests
   Never let your schooling interfere with your education
   Of course I have a lesson plan
   Right after I graduate, I'm gonna sit in a tree, cut the soles off my shoes, and learn to play the flute
   School is mostly true-false.  Life is mostly essay questions.
   Teacher from the Black Lagoon
   Those who can, do.  Those who can teach, do more.
   Trust me--I'm almost a Doctor
   Try not to have a good time--this is supposed to be educational
   We'll KNOW that rock is dead when you need a degree to get a job in it
   When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly
   Sleep.  Friends.  Grades.  Pick two.
   Knowledge is power.  Power corrupts.  Study hard.  Be evil.
   War is how Americans learn geography
   If we knew what we were doing, we wouldn't call it research
   Knowledge corrupts.  I spent ten years in school. Run!  
   Using lotteries to support education is a conflict of interest
   hukt an fonetics wurkt for mi [in IPA]
   The cost of innumeracy is incalculable
   My monkey is ashamed to be related to the Kansas Board of Education
   It's not that I'm trying to attract attention. It's just that I have poor impulse control and I went to art school.
   Don't ask me about my dissertation
   University faculties are communities of scholars united only by common grievances about parking
   The problem with hammering a square peg into a round hole isn't that hammering is hard work--it's that you're destroying the peg.
   There's no such thing as being overeducated.
   Find x [right triangle with sides labelled 3, 4, and x--an arrow points to the x with "here it is"]
   I was president of the Existentialist Society in college. I was voted Most Likely to Be.
   I teach for free. They pay me to give grades.
   The school day should start with a moment of science
   No lesson plan survives contact with the e/n/e/m/y/ students

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   Grad School - It's not just a job, it's an indenture!
   Another Deadline, Another Miracle
   My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy
   How long do I have to be a grad student before I can petition for tenure?
   Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!
   My kid swindled your honor student at the Ferengi College of Business, where students learn to profit from more than just mistakes.
   What we really need is a moment of SCIENCE in the public schools!
   A good university needs a football team like a fish needs a bicycle.
   Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.  
   Proud ancestor of an honor student at STARFLEET ACADEMY  

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