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   Books are free--it's food and housing that keep you broke
   Dullard: someone who can open an encyclopedia or dictionary and only read what they'd planned to
   Got books?
   I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.
   I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will sell me books at half price.
   I don't need speed reading.  I need speed bookcase building.
   I gave my books their own room.  Now they want the whole house.
   If a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, is it always the fault of the book?
   If you've never said "excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you're probably wasting too much valuable reading time
   I'm going to develop some willpower, but not today.  Today, I'm going to read a book while recovering from the half block of chocolate I just ate.
   I'm pro-choice--I'll read whatever I want
   Life? Of course I have a life.  It's a life filled with books.
   Migratory lifeform with a tropism for bookstores
   Naturally you're out of book space.  Everyone is always out of book space. If you're not out of book space, you're probably not worth knowing.
   Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
   So many books, so little money
   So many books, so little time
   So many books, so little time/money/shelf space [checklist]  
   Some people say life is the thing, but I prefer reading
   Warning: This person reads fantasy and is an avid denier of reality
   Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
   The worst book in a trilogy is the fourth
   You can't judge a book by its movie
   I believe in libraries.  Everybody should have one.
   Books breed like rabbits, bookcases breed like elephants   
   Editors: We read the slush pile so you don't have to   
   They can have my World Almanac when they pry it from my cold dead fingers, or when the new edition comes out, whichever is first   
   Librarians for Cthulhu--tentacle support   
   My idea of heaven is a library with dim sum service  
   Books. Cats. Life is good.
   Buying a book is buying the illusion you will have time to read it
   A Rowling tome gathers no loss
   Poly, but would probably rather be reading
   Feng Shui died for my books
   Books. Dogs. Life is good.
   Mystery Readers Are Never Clueless (After Chapter One)
   Money can't buy happiness. You have to turn it into books.
   You don't need global warning to drown in books   
   Work Sleep Reading--Pick Two  
   I'm burglarproof-- they couldn't carry the books!  

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   Next year, why not vacation in the millions of worlds of a used book store?  
   Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books!
   Book lovers never go to bed alone!
   First they burn books then they burn people
   Victims and suspects and clues, oh my!
   Mystery readers are never clueless (after chapter one)
   The four essential elements: Means, Motive, Opportunity and Chocolate!
   "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." --S. Holmes
   My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop reading mysteries all the time... Why didn't I start sooner?
   A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!

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