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   Actors aren't quite human, but then again, who is?
   Any mental functions attempted in this area must be re-evaluated during a subsequent period.  It has been discovered that standard logic works sideways in this area due to the influence of the occupant.
   Ask me about my extra chromosome
   Being weird isn't enough
   Bite off one chicken head and they never let you forget
   The entire world is a very strange carrot, but the farmer is not worried at all
   I am simply a human being, more or less
   I don't want to live forever--I just want to outlive my enemies and my cat
   I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!"
   I prefer to remain anomalous
   I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal
   I was born weird--this terrible compulsion to behave normally is the result of childhood trauma
   If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
   If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic [pictures of fish, eye, paperclip]
   I'm a flying saucer pilot for the CIA
   I'm not doing this JUST to be weird
   I'm not too weird--you're too normal
   In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal
   Is it weird in here or is it me?
   Marching to a different kettle of fish
   My life is based on a true story
   My life is not organized around high probability events
   Normal?  Normal is a setting on my dryer
   Normal is when they cut off your sixth finger and your tail
   Not only are people weirder than you think, people are weirder than you can think
   Of course I'm normal--I'm perpendicular to everything else
   Opposite weirdnesses attract--all weirdness is opposite
   So when is it MY turn to fly the black helicopters?
   Some folks just aren't cut out to be normal...
   Support your local medical examiner--die strangely
   T'ai Chi isn't a martial art--it's a MARTIAN art.  Martians move slowly in earth gravity
   That which does not kill me makes me stranger
   There are no normal people, only people you don't know very well
   There are two types of people--I'm not either of them
   There's always the temptation to let other people think you're normal
   There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear playing the clarinet
   This has been a test of the emergency weirdness system
   Total strangers need love too--and I'm stranger than most!
   We are everywhere
   Weird enough for all practical purposes
   Weirdness is the best defense
   Weirdness Magnet
   We're all aliens, but from different planets
   We're here to help you appreciate normal people
   We're Starfleet officers.  Weird is part of the job.
   When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
   With friends like these, who needs hallucinations?  
   You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you odd
   You should see the ones we don't let out in public
   Your silliness has been noted
   YUMMIE--Young Upwardly Mobile Mutant   
   Nine out of ten of the voices in my head say "Don't shoot!"
   One must have the courage of one's peculiarities
   Being abducted and probed by aliens wasn't bad enough, now I find out my HMO won't cover it!  
   The problem with hammering a square peg into a round hole isn't that hammering is hard work--it's that you're destroying the peg.
   WTFWJD?
   Accept that your life will never be normal and go from there
   I'm one of THEM, and I vote
   I was almost normal once, but I got better
   Why be normal?
   We're not crazy....ok, we are crazy
   I'm not staring, I'm studying the natives
   You have to understand-- I'm the *normal* one in my family  
   The old rules no longer apply
   Buckle Up! Make it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car
   You have to understand, I'm the normal one in my family
   I made it myself. What's your excuse?
   Not interested in normal humans
   Not only am I weirder than you know, I'm weirder than I know
   I wish I was rich enough to be as weird as I want to be
   Not only am I weirder than I know, I'm weirder than you know
   Are you really eccentric, or are you just wearing a funny hat?
   I am not an odd duck, I am a perfectly normal platypus!
   Why be happy when you could be normal?
   Pain is a flavor
   Pain is not a flavor

Stickers

   Weird Enough for Government Work
   [Alien face] Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it.
   Weird Load
   Proudly marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish
   I was abducted by space aliens and I vote!
   Don't blame me- I'm just visiting this planet!
   Different drummer? I'm my own band!
   My life may be weird, but at least it's not boring!
   Come out, come out, whatever you are!
   "Normal" is a setting on my washing machine.
   CHAOS - More than a theory, it's the Way of Life  
   All around me I see Chaos, Panic and Disorder. At last, my work here is done!

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