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   And before you get all happy, be informed that your punishment does not include pain or sex
   Ask me--I'm interactive
   ASK ME I'm shy
   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think
   Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with GI Joe--she fakes it with Ken
   Being sexy is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it
   The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals.  That doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals--He just thinks they need more supervision
   Bisexual, Proud, and Queer of it
   Bisexual Separatist [picture of interlaced female symbol, smiley face, and male symbol]
   Bisexual: Specialization is for insects
   Brain on vacation, penis on autopilot
   Built for comfort, not for speed
   Chocolate will never replace sex....unless it's VERY good chocolate
   Cyberslut
   Damn I'm good
   Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
   Do you know me with my clothes on?
   'Don't be a fucking idiot' should be a safeword
   Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude
   Don't just flirt--hit me with a clue-by-four
   Don't worry--I know my glamour is the sort that terrifies weaklings
   Every tenth Jesus is queer
   Everyone is looking at you staring at my tits
   Flaming Heterosexual
   Forget strangeness and charm; give me a relationship that's 3 parts passion and 2 parts teeth
   Graduate of the Sadie Hawkins School of Guerilla Flirting
   Hatred is not a family value
   Have an affair. It'll help break up the monogamy
   The heck with top and bottom--I want relationships with strangeness and charm
   Hi--I'm shameless.  Do you want to do something you'll regret for the rest of your life?
   How will you know the answer to that question if you don't ask me out loud?
   I just MIGHT say yes
   I practice parallel monogamy
   I support the rights of straight people, even though I'm perfectly bent myself
   I'd like to have breakfast with you...should I call you or nudge you?
   I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing, and now I've got to undo it
   I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian than have a lesbian think I'm a bigot
   If we're both Significant Others, are we a couple of SO-and-SO's?
   If women ran the world, there wouldn't be any war.  Nations would tease each other until they developed eating disorders.
   If you can read this, you're in range
   If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
   If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby?
   Ignorance is bliss, but it'll never replace sex
   I'm a hallucinogenic toad--lick me all over
   I'm going to keep going to these damned cons until I have a one night stand
   I'm just looking at your nametag, honest!
   I'm not a lesbian--this is a career move
   I'm not a tease--teases make promises they don't keep. I'm a flirt--I make no promises at all!
   I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way
   I'm not just out of the closet--I'm in the living room with my feet up
   I'm not shy--I'm studying my prey
   I'm sick and tired of all this sex on the telly! I keep falling off!
   I'm sorry, my IQ's over 80.  You wouldn't be interested.
   Immoral Minority charter member
   In lieu of true love, I'm looking for cheap dates
   -------- Innocent and Horny [picture of unicorn] <has slashout>
   Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
   Interstellar amity demands that we make some physical contact at this point, but I beg to be excused
   It's not a bald spot--it's a solar panel for a sex machine
   It's not cute being this easy
   It's ok to laugh during sex--just don't point
   I've read so much about the dangers of sex, smoking, and drinking that I've given up reading
   Kiss me--I'm not Irish, but don't let that stop you
   League of Bloodthirsty Women
   League of Bloodthirsty Women--Men's Auxilliary
   Learn to put the toilet seat down--it makes you look like a warm, sensitive, caring human being
   Lesbian trapped in a man's body
   Living saint--please tempt
   Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so much fun
   Magic Users have crystal balls
   Make my day--try to pick up someone else
   Marx is a dead white male
   Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
   MENSCH Man Entitled to Nights of Sensuously Complete Happiness
   Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship
   My boss said homosexuality is a disease, so I called in queer to work
   My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter--sometimes it comes out to feed
   My next husband will be normal
   My other husband is normal
   My other wife is normal
   Non-linear, far from equilibrium, and strangely attracted
   Once you've come out as a pagan bisexual married leather dyke, everything else in life is that much easier
   ONLY telepaths don't need safewords
   Pigmentally challenged person of gender
   Poets make better lays
   Relaxed Bisexual Agnostic I don't know, I don't care, and maybe I'll sleep with it
   Save an endangered species--hug a romantic
   Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman
   Sex God Teddy Bear
   Sex is nobody's business but me and my teddy bear's
   Sex is nobody's business except for the three people involved
   Sex is only dirty if it's done right
   Shy, hard of hearing, and near-sighted--please flirt aggressively
   669 The Number of the Beastiality
   669 The Orgy of the Beast [the numbers are tumbling about in undignified fashion]
   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.
   Sorry, I don't date outside my species
   Straight but not narrow
   Submissive in the bedroom, dominant EVERYWHERE else
   Taste me, taste me--I'm organic
   A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket
   Together in pride [pink triangle with celtic knotwork]
   Uppity Women Unite
   Vanilla and Proud
   Vanilla's a spice, too
   Vegetarians eat vegetables--I am a humanitarian
   WENCH   Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness
   What if everyone's a different gender?
   What part of NO didn't you understand?
   What part of YES didn't you understand?
   Why not outlaw heterosexuality instead of abortion?  Strike at the source!
   Worldcon bid committees have all of the disadvantages and none of the advantages of a group marriage
   Wouldn't it be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
   Yield to temptation--I may not make the pass again
   You should see the ones we don't let out in public
   As a matter of fact, Mr. Shatner, I *have* kissed a girl
   Bi Poly Switch   I'm not indecisive, I'm GREEDY!
   Great minds, same gutters
   Encouragable Romantic
   The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws
   Sleeps well with others
   Decadence is its own reward
   The human race's strongest sexual instinct is the impulse to meddle in other people's sex lives  
   This is not "The Dream".  This is what I do on weekends. "The Dream" involves 2 sets of twins, a waterbed,a bucket of whipped topping, a quart of chocolate sauce, a dwarf, and a python.   
   Vanilla. Monogamous. Not sorry.  
   Vanilla. Monogamous. Sorry.  
   It's not a lifestyle, it's a life   
   Don't I know you from Live Journal/Worldcon/Pennsic/Black and Blue Ball/Alt.Polycon/Burning Man  [checklist]  
   Without gratuitous sex, we would be no better than animals  
   Aloof, unavailable elf princess  
   Pervy Hobbit-Fancier  
   Pervy Vampire-Fancier  
   Sam will kill him if he tries anything   
   Spathic   
   Poly, and selective   
   What part of no don't you want me to understand?   
   Knights try to attract women by competing with other men. Troubadours try to attract women by doing things women like. When troubadours succeed, knights think they're cheating.
   Still not God....   
   The only way I could love the First Amendment more would be if it included sex and drugs
   Dating soon. Accepting applications.
   Birthdays are very important, so we need a Birthday Amendment. Gays should get less cake.  
   I'm a child, not an idiot!   
   I'm bisexual--kiss me twice!  
   Gay marriage...haven't they suffered enough?
   You don't need to look at my chest. These aren't the breasts you're looking for. Move along.
   Got Debauchery?
   Perky Goth--putting the romance back in necromancy
   Pervy Hobbit
   It really does say Adam and Steve. That's what you get for depending on translations.
   Gay marriage--haven't they suffered enough?
   Gay marriage--haven't we suffered enough?
   I'm the most expensive thing you'll ever think you got for free
   If God had wanted us to have safe sex, He would have made rubber grow on trees
   I tried serial monogamy, but it was too soggy with milk
   Wheelchair....Sex Toy....What's the difference?   
   Do not touch without asking. If I say 'no', stop asking.
   COED NAKED PROOFING: Expose yourself to literature
   Now that I have you at my mercy, what do I do next?
   Poly, but would probably rather be reading
   Nipples pierced, hug with caution
   What part of "I SURRENDER, DON'T HURT ME, DO WITH ME AS YOU WILL" don't you understand, dear?
   All this, and brains, too!
   It's ok to look. If I didn't want you to look, I'd have worn a different outfit.
   Abstinence-only sex ed is like pedestrian-only driver's ed
   What would Aphrodite do? A gentleman never tells
   Prettiness is not the rent you pay for occupying a space marked 'female'
   Gay....It's the new black
   Muslim...it's the new gay
   I'm in a monogamous relationship, but I still drool both ways
   Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
   Talk nerdy to me
   Gender is a drag
   How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: one to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hold my penis-- er, my mother-- THE LADDER!
   Tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes
   What would aphrodite do? A gentleman never tells
   If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
   Touched inappropriately by an angel
   K2P2 K2P2 Ribbed for her pleasure
   Come out, come out, whatever you are
   No more Mr. Nice Gay
   Respect traditional marriage! One robot, one octopus [silhouettes of robot and octopus)
   Kinky is not a diagnosis
   I fall in love with people, not genders
   Sexuality! Why so complicated?
   Spare the rod and spoil the fun!
   Please smother yourself in delicious sauces and await further instructions
   Before the development of 'gaydar' people had to determine gayness by the stars, using a same-sextant.
   SUBliminal message
   When I was your age, I had to walk two miles to get stoned and have sex
   Now, I'm no heterophobe, but in a heterosexual relationship, like... which one's the man, and which one's the other man? coe
   Pornography gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house
   Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels
   I don't like the gender binary. Not one bit.

Stickers

   She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
   Just say NO to sex with pro-lifers
   My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop reading mysteries all the time... Why didn't I start sooner?
   Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked.
   I'm a Woman, not a Womb!
   If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
   Encouragable Romantic

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