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   Any bureaucracy re-organized to enhance efficiency is indistinguishable from its predecessor
   Any reform must be accounted a success which does not have an effect exactly the opposite of that intended
   Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses
   A billion here, a couple of billion there--first thing you know, it adds up to real money
   Bureaucrats cut red tape--lengthwise
   Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work
   A conference is a place where conversation is substituted for the dreariness of labor and the loneliness of thought
   Enlightenment is not a bureaucracy.  You don't have to go through channels.
   Every revolution evaporates, leaving behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy
   Forms follow function, and often obliterate it
   I don't delegate responsibility--I delegate blame
   Someday I'm going to take all the red tape and tie up the Establishment for a change
   We tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing...and a wonderful method it is for creating the illusion of progress, while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization

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