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   And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a ploughshare, he'll know he's been hit
   Armed and dangerous, but I forgot where I put it
   Assassins do it from behind
   Assassins, Inc.--We aim to please
   At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you.  Have a nice day.
   Balance the budget--declare politicians a game species
   Ban the Bomb--Save the world for conventional warfare
   Barney, I'd like you to meet our next guest, Mr. Velociraptor
   Boxing is like a ballet, except that there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other
   Certified Public Assassin
   Crime doesn't pay, but at least you're your own boss
   Do you ever just want to teleport in, destroy some monsters, damage property, and teleport out?
   Don't build more nukes until we use the ones we have
   End rush-hour traffic now!  Legalize vehicular weaponry.
   Fighting is cheating. If you get caught, you weren't cheating hard enough.
   God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference
   Guns don't kill people--I do
   The hell with the prime directive--let's kill something
   How many more innocent people must die before we shut the post office down?
   I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication
   I am not a thug. I am not a fanatic. I am a vitamin supplement to justice.
   I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers.
   I don't brake for incumbents
   I don't do work, but I have a friend who does
   I don't like violence but I'm very good at it
   I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is money.
   I guess we were all guilty.  We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I killed Bob".
   I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney--with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney's dead
   I haven't killed anyone yet.  Help me keep it that way.
   I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what was it?
   I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words
   If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
   If I thought life was cheap, I wouldn't charge so much to take one
   If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails
   If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you
   If this is tourist season, what's the bag limit?
   If you can read this, you're in range
   If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing
   If you love something, let it go.  If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.
   I'm feeling homicidal--say ANYTHING
   I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...I'm out of bubblegum
   I'm not a mercenary--killing's more of a hobby with me
   I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it--just the thousands out there marked "occupant"
   I'm warning you--if you kill me, they'll just send 008
   Is YOUR religion BATF-approved?
   It's a good day to die.  Would anyone like to make an appointment?
   It's been an ugly week--don't give me a target
   It's possible to use karate against a swarm of plankton--but it won't help
   It's you and me against the world. When do we attack?
   Kick ass now, take names later
   Kill them all--let God sort them out
   Killing never solves anything, but it keeps people out of your hair while you think of what to do next
   Kzinti Diplomatic Corps Let's do lunch
   Let's split up--we can do more damage that way
   Lightning is one hell of a murder weapon--and the best part is, it can't be traced
   Love means never having to say, "Put down that meat cleaver"
   Marvelous! You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation!
   Maybe I'll become an evil genius and destroy the world and THEN I'll feel better
   The mind is the final battlefield. The stuff in between is just noise.
   A mushroom cloud on the horizon, 24 empty missile tubes--now it's Miller time
   Nuke'em from orbit--it's the only way to be sure
   Nuke'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark
   Old mercenaries never die.  They just go to hell and regroup.
   Once is accident, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action
   Peace through superior firepower
   Serenity through viciousness
   Some people are useless on top of the ground--they should be under it, inspiring the cabbages
   Sweet, Lovable, Deadly....
   There are very few personal problems which can't be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
   There are very few problems which can't be solved by a suitable application of high explosives
   There is no substitute for good manners--except fast reflexes
   There's so much comedy on tv--is it causing comedy in the streets?
   The way to a man's heart is through his back
   We aim to please, but we shoot to kill
   We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
   We could really bust some heads--in a spiritual sense, of course
   When in doubt, use more thermite
   When people go berzerk at the post office, why are so few of them customers?
   When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
   Will kill purple dinosaur for food
   Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone gave up violence forever? I could conquer the whole planet with a butter knife
   Nine out of ten of the voices in my head say "Don't shoot!"
   The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws
   War is how Americans learn geography
   Do not taunt happy fun superpower   
   Bored Now  
   Kill one person, you're a murderer. Kill a hundred people, you're a terrorist. Kill a million people, you're a government. Kill everyone, you're a god.  
   Making Middle Earth safer, one orc at a time   
   SECURITY....Protecting people like you from people like me
   I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car with Teddy Kennedy
   You can run but you'll die tired
   That which does not kill us has made its last mistake -- words to not publicize
   I knit so that I don't kill people
   I crochet so that I don't kill people
   Preparedness: because those goddamn zombies aren't going to kill themselves   
   [Venn diagram] [[People I have shot] [The sheriff]] [The deputy]
   Madame Defarge Knitting Society-- knitting on the cutting edge!
   Violence never solves anything, but it's so SOOTHING
   In the brain and not the chest, head shots are the very best
   I'm going to kill everyone! No jury would ever convict me because they'll all be dead!
   Forgiveness may heal a wounded soul, but it will never replace REVENGE [first word in white, last word in red, rest in black, background is gray]

Stickers

   Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps.
   Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
   GO AHEAD, HONK   If I can hear you, you're in range  
   Driver carries no more than $20 worth of ammunition  
   I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath!

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