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   At meetings someone speaks and says nothing. Nobody listens -- and then everybody disagrees.  
   How many gods are there?  Polytheist: Many. Monotheist: One. Atheist: Zero. Agnostic: "Don't know." Unitarian: "Any number except three. Well....maybe, but which three?"   
   To have a few doubts is normal. To have many doubts is a crisis of faith. To have contant doubts is to be a Unitarian Universalist.   
   Unitarian Bible Study Today!  Bring your own bible and scissors   
   Unitarians are bad at congregational singing because they're always looking ahead to see whether they agree with the lyrics   
   Universalists think God is too good to send them to hell. Unitarians think they are too good for God to send them to hell.   
   [Chalice]  
   What do Unitarians do when they're really mad at you?   They burn a question mark on your lawn  
   What do UU's and Dracula have in common? They both originate in Transylvania, and they both shy away from the cross  
   The fatherhood of God, the brotherhood of man, the neighborhood of Boston   
   What do you call the guest of honor at a Unitarian funeral?  All dressed up and no place to go!  
   UU Time--why nothing important happens until fifteen minutes into the meeting  
   Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
   Whenever there are sacrifices, there is someone collecting sacrifices
   Sometimes you have to lose a lot of q-tips before you realize you have a hole in your head
   [on yin-yang] The Devil is in the details/God hides in the details
   Power is what you take. Respect is what you earn.
   What appears to be a crisis is often just the end of an illusion
   Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not to their own facts
   There's no such thing as being overeducated.
   Life expands to fill the available minutes
   Forgiveness is giving up hope of a better past
   If they can make you believe absurdities, they can make you commit atrocities
   That which can be destroyed by the truth should be
   Failure is not an option -- it's the standard equipment. Success is the high-priced option.
   Love is an emotion, not a superpower
   You can print money, but you can't print trust
   The greatest barrier to communication is belief that it has already happened  
   Violence is not a shortcut. Violence changes your destination.
   With feedback, decisions are judged on results. Without feedback, decisions are judged on appearance.    
   You do social change with the people you've got, not the people you wish you had
   Being angry doesn't make ANYONE telepathic. Neither does being hurt.
   There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. Yet that will be the beginning.
   [bell curve: the left tail is labeled "epic fail", the right tail is "made of win", and the big lump in the middle is "most of life]
   Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd
   I find a lot of human communication patterns very underspecified for a communications protocol. --Russ Allbery  
   You might as well look for it. At least you're likely to find something else.
   You can't understand what people are saying unless you understand who they're arguing with
   You can't understand what people are saying unless you understand who they're arguing with
   Accept reality. It works better.
   What many people believe is concentration is merely the act of thinking about concentration
   The conclusion you jump to may be your own
   A little hostility goes a long way, but possibly not in the direction you want
   The laws are not the government. The government is not the country. The holy text is not the religion.
   Sometimes the best answer is a more interesting question
   I cannot remake the universe, and must therefore put up with this one
   The confidence of amateurs is the envy of professionals
   Sometimes the best answer is a more interesting question
   Being lucky is not a repeatable strategy
   I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you
   Authority is a means, not an end
   The truth has no agenda

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