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   All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative
   Anti-paranoia is that eerie feeling that nothing is connected to anything else
   Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretending to be mad?
   As long as we're going insane, we might as well go the whole way.  A mere shred of sanity is of no value.
   Because of heavy computing requirements we are currently using some of your unallocated brain capacity for backup processing.  Please ignore any hallucinations, voices, or unusual dreams you may experience.  Please avoid concentration intensive tasks until further notice.  Thank you.
   Believing that you run the United States is a megalomanic delusion, especially if you're the President
   The computer is happy.  The computer is crazy.  The computer will try to make you happy.  This will drive you crazy.
   Do not disturb--I'm disturbed enough already
   Do what the little voices tell you, they're making sense
   Does the noise in my head bother you?
   Gone crazy, be back later, leave message at the beep
   Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the better defense
   I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication
   I can't go to work today--the voices said to stay home and clean the guns
   I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to
   I don't suffer from insanity--I revel in it!
   I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed and mangled!
   I used to be sane...but I got better
   If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such a vivid imagination
   I'm not really happy--it's a chemical imbalance
   Insanity--it's not just a plea, it's a way of life
   It's hard to predict the future when they keep changing the past
   Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you
   The lunatic fringe begins here
   Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.
   A neat desk is the sign of a sick mind
   Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
   Only the insane have strength enough to prosper: only those that prosper truly judge what is sane
   Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him
   Open up! Mental Health Police
   Out of mind, back in five minutes
   Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized
   Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one
   Psychiatrists say that one out of four Americans is mentally ill.  Check your three closest friends....  If they seem alright, you're the one!
   The question is not whether I'm out of my mind, but what are you doing trapped in yours?
   Raised by psychopathic werewolves
   Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps
   There is one difference between a madman and me.  I am not mad.
   Go sell crazy someplace else.  We're all stocked up here.
   Therapy is expensive.  Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap.  You choose.
   There is a fine line between genius and insanity.  I have erased that line.
   I don't mind the voices.  I do mind the busy signal.   
   I always wanted to marry someone who was crazy about me. I got half my wish.  
   New Meds---please be patient  
   Beware! I forgot to take my crazy pills this morning
   There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Don't use it for a jumprope
   I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away
   If it goes away when you remember to take your meds, it probably isn't a character flaw
   You're really lucky. My voices LIKE you.
   I have CDO. It's like OCD, but with the letters in alphabetical order as they should be.  
   I have OCD, MPD, ADD, and an MP3 player. Wanna see my playlist?
   Even paranoids have enemies. Those are the people they trust.
   You've spent your life surrounded by crazy people. Some of it has rubbed off.
   How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: one to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hold my penis-- er, my mother-- THE LADDER!
   Craigslist... where hoarders meet shopaholics
   That voice in your head? IT'S NOT ME. ---God  
   I am not a mad scientist. I am an angry engineer.
   You don't love me for my sanity
   Sanity? I don't remember ever having anything so useless
   You can't outcrazy me-- I have crazy for blood
   Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes  

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   It's worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!
   I did not escape, I have a day pass!
   Some days, it's just not worth gnawing through the straps
   I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!
   Sanity is a state of mind ...but the taxes are so high, I had to move away.
   DO NOT DISTURB Occupant is disturbed enough already
   I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
   Out of mind - Back in 5 minutes
   Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?
   I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath!

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