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   Anarcho-Paladin
   Barbarian
   Berserkers do it without thinking
   Carpe DM Seize the dungeon master
   Chaotic Amorals have more fun
   Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry
   The computer is happy.  The computer is crazy.  The computer will try to make you happy.  This will drive you crazy.
   Dahling, don't be so third-level
   Deadly ninja throwing button
   Die with your boots on
   E = mc^2 + 3d6
   Elf
   Evil Mentalist I think, therefore you aren't
   First rule of GMing: If they split up, giggle insanely
   Fool!  I am the guard!
   The game master is not God.  God is one of my little NPC's.
   Game Operations Director
   Happiness is seeing your DM's face on a milk carton
   Harmless ninja throwing button
   I bought the Star Trek chess set and the Civil War chess set. Now I have the South fight the Klingons.
   I don't have a gaming problem--when I make a decision, I just toss a 1D2...err, coin
   I had my car's alignment checked. It's Chaotic Evil.
   I have a sheep. Do you have a rock?
   I have developed "Power Word Nuke".  Send me all your gold.
   I thought YOU silenced the guard!
   If at first you don't succeed, change the rules
   I'm a game master--it's lonely at the top
   I'm not God, I'm your GM.   Consider me your Angel of Murphy.
   It was a painful divorce--I lost the games!
   It's not a dungeon--it's a fortified underground defense installation
   Just think of it as a live role-playing game
   Kill the DM...no, SLOWLY kill the DM
   Lawful game master--and I pick the laws
   Magic Users have crystal balls
   Mapping? No, I'm not mapping. I thought you were mapping.
   More hit points than you can possibly imagine
   Neutral Greedy
   Never, EVER, throw a fireball in a closed room
   Never trust a smiling game master
   No food, no sleep, just THE GAME
   Paladins were born to raze Hell
   Please DON'T tell me about your character
   Save gaming--kill a Magic player
   Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing
   Stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth WHAP!!
   That which does not kill me makes me stronger.  That which does kill me makes me undead.
   That which does not kill us powers up our weapons
   That which does not kill you may just be....toying
   Warning: Game Master whimsical when bored
   Warning! I still have all my spells!
   What guard?
   When all else fails, stay in character
   When the game master smiles, it's already too late
   You bash the Balrog, I'll climb a tree
   You've got to know the rules before you break them--otherwise it's nofun
   RPGs: Where the voices in your head come out and play
   Have you heard about our generous minion benefit plan?  
   Don't give the GM any ideas
   Real Dungeons and Dragons players don't play D20
   When I was young, we rolled our dice uphill, both ways, in the snow!
   Do not awaken the ancient evil, YOU MORON!
   What part of EVIL Overlord didn't you understand?
   Never trust a smirking game master
   There used to be a game called D&D. I was like world of warcraft for Amish.
   Help! My dice are trying to kill me!
   Help! My dice are trying to kill me!

Stickers

   Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master
   Never trust a smiling GM!
   Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.
   Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?
   "Get a life?" I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!

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